10 ChatGPT Prompts So Wild They Should Be Illegal And How to Actually Use Them to Grow Fast

This is your unfair advantage. Real prompts. Real strategy. Real results.

🎯 Why This Post Matters

If you’ve been stuck trying to build a brand, break into tech, or monetize your skills, this post will be a game-changer.

These 10 prompts aren’t just clever. They’re real business tools I use weekly with Tech Simplified to:

• Launch offers faster

• Repurpose content more effectively

• Research competitors with precision

• Hit growth goals with less stress

In this issue, you’ll learn:

1. How to use each of the 10 prompts in real-life scenarios

2. Common mistakes to avoid

3. How to customize each prompt for your goals

4. A downloadable swipeable prompt guide PDF you can start using today

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🚀 The 10 “Illegal-Sounding” Prompts Explained and Actionable

Let’s break each one down and show you exactly how to make it work for you.

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🕵️ 1. Spy Like an Auditor

Prompt:
“Analyze the online presence, strategy, and content of [competitor]. Break down what works, what doesn’t, and give me clear tactics to outperform them—even on a tight budget.”

Real Use Case:
I used this to evaluate another tech education brand targeting Azure certifications. In just five minutes, ChatGPT gave me:

• A breakdown of their strongest platforms (LinkedIn and YouTube)

• Gaps in their strategy (they weren’t focused on beginners)

• Easy-to-execute tactics to outperform them

Action Tip:
Use this before launching a course, coaching service, or even a content series. Think of it as instant competitor research.